Recipe for desperate measures:

One small garlic clove, crushed

Five seeds from a cayenne pepper, crushed

one teaspoon sea salt, ground to powder

Place ingredients in neti pot, cover with distilled water raised to body temperature, stir to combine.

Flush through nose.

Invent new swear words.

Blow a pound and a half of snot out each nostril.

Breathe for the first time in three days.

This entry was posted Monday, 04/14/2008.
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