I've been having an especially bad acne breakout lately. It has not been helped by the fact that I still, at almost thirty-five years of age, cannot leave my acne alone. Over the weekend I bought some concealer.
Him: Are you having an affair with another woman?
Me: Bahuh?
Him: I just walked into the bathroom and found makeup.
Oh, a woman like me! No makeup in my house! And I turn 54 tomorrow - and I still get acne!
Bwahahahahahahahahaha! Cannot stop giggling. And um, if guys could put on concealer without getting strange looks all day, I would too.
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If I weren't already married, I'd kidnap Paul and move to Vermont!