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Shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen, waxen

The husband has begun to complain that my hair is trying to kill him in his sleep. This is actually a valid concern. It's fast approaching what I call "two-year-old" length -- not that it's two years' worth of growth, but that it behaves like an obnoxious toddler. It gets into things, throws fits, demands its own way, leaves a mess behind, and sneaks its way into everything, especially food. The one save is that it doesn't scream.

It's gonna get a good cutting in January. Just made the appointment.

And no, it's not all coming off. Part of the problem of being a hair factory for little bald kids is that I have to get it long enough so that removing the 10-inch minimum doesn't leave me looking like a dork. It should be around collar-bone length when I'm done; currently, it's navel-length.

Long as God can grow it...

Here I come, back from de dead

Hello, all.

Sorry I haven't blogged for a while, but the last couple weeks were insane, and then I spent close to a week rediscovering the snot capacity of my head.

Lessee, quick recap:

On 10/29 , we did SNAP! As mentioned, it rocked.

On 11/2, I drove up to Owosso and gave a library talk to the most well-behaved, articulate and smart-spoken 12 and unders I've ever had the pleasure of speaking with. It rockity rock rocked.

On 11/5, Paul and I had a table at the Kalamazoo Art Hop, thanks to the kind proprietors of New Mind Technologies. The Art Hop is a monthly event where all the businesses stay open late and have sidewalk sales, all the galleries open up late, and there's live music and sometimes food and vendors in the streets, depending on the weather. You come downtown and basically wander from store to store, shopping, meandering, and consuming your body weight in spinach dip, punch and boxed wine. Imagine a city turned into one gigantic gallery opening, and you've got the basic idea. Twice a year, they also open the Park Trades Center, which is this enormous warehouse building with great brick walls, hardwood floors and 14-foot ceilings that has been turned into art studios. Darn near every studio is open, showcasing the works of the artists -- everything from photography to woodcarving to handblown glass to arc-welded metal sculpture to oil painting to live tattoo demonstrations to sumptuous hand-sewn liturgical robes -- literally every kind of art you can imagine, all under one roof. It's like a four-story Mall of Art. So, we were in there, in a computer network/design office. New Mind doesn't have any art, per se, so they like to donate their space to underrepresented artists who don't have a studio in the Park Trades. Paul and I drew the lucky card this time. The setup is mutually beneficial; our art draws people in to New Mind's studio, and we get a place to sell our art. It was a ton of fun and Paul sold about a boxload of books. I had a cool little coterie of preteen girls orbiting my table all night long. They, too, were very articulate bookhounds, and reminded me eerily of myself at that age. We also found out that an old illustrator for Valiant comic books who used to work on XO Manowar has moved back to town, and old Griot artist/writer Kenjji is considering moving back to Kzoo with his wife Kito. Needless to say we are ecstatic about this, and Paul and I are looking at starting a Kalamazoo Comics Night at Rocket Star, similar to what the Hamtramck cartoonists have.

On 11/6, we hopped in the car and went to Hudson, Ohio with supalibrarian Kevin King. The following day we spoke to twenty-five librarians about comic books for seven hours, thoroughly brainwashing them all. We then drove home and collapsed.

On 11/7, We voted, and found out that Matt Feazell's wife Karen is the new mayor of Hamtramck.

On 11/8, I came down with the creeping evil, and spent the rest of the week drugged up on pseudephedrine, which makes me loopy and shaky, and hacking horrible green stuff out of my lungs.

Yesterday and today I finally felt well enough to go to farmer's market and do some cooking. It was bliss to finally have a day off with nothing to do, nowhere to go, and to feel un-sick enough to enjoy it, so we settled in to really make the best of it. We settled in to watch the last DVD of Firefly and came armed with sweets and alcohol. This led to our new favorite expression of happiness: "WINE AND COOKIES! COOKIES AND WINE!" To get the full effect, you must have a big delicious farmer's market cookie in one hand and a glass full of cheap red in the other, and you must shout the words in your best Fred Sanford voice while cueing up a disc of finely aged scifi goodness. It is the height of decadence.

Not much of a cheese shop, is it?

The GOP Shop

The "Manwhore" character refers to John/Jeff Guckert/Gannon, a White House "reporter" found to actually be a male escort.


As I mentioned over here, SNAP was quite the excellent time. Paul and I made it home around 2pm, and we did a little housework; Paul painted the new doorjamb on the replacement back door, I cleaned all three bathrooms. Then we went for a wonderful hour-long walk and admired the beautiful autumn colors. So very nice. We both konked out for a short nap after that, and now I think there's Firefly to be watched. A. was kind enough to send us her loaner copy in the most recent batch of Good Eats/Mythbusters tapes, and Paul and I are eager to see what all the fuss is about.

Oh, one more thing. A fan approached me at SNAP and picked up the new 40-page preview mini. While he was at my table, he mentioned that he picked up Finder based entirely on my rant a few weeks ago. Hooray for the power of blogs! And hooray for Finder, which is also getting thoroughly talked up to a big crop of Librarians next week, when Paul and I head out to Columbus for another big conference.


Hey, Michigan Locals!

Bored this Saturday? There's going to be a really great small-press comics show this weekend over in Dearborn, called SNAP! and it's run by two of the coolest folks in comics, Dan and Katie Merritt, owners of Green Brain Comics.

The show's going to be small and low-key -- a chance to talk to your favorite Midwestern comics creators one on one. We're hoping that this will turn into an annual event, so if you can spare an hour or so and three bucks to get in, we'd love to see you there! Parking's free!

You can read more about it here:!.htm and check out the great press from the Detroit News and The Metro Times!

See you there!

Nice weekend.

We had such a nice Sunday. Our neighbors, Rob and Suzanne, had a houseparty and invited a whole bunch of cool people we hadn't met before. Suzanne, a local hair-designer and all-round extra-cool person, whipped up parmesan bread and white-bean chili to die for, and Rob, a local woodworker, skateboard punk and expert antique-restorer, served Ichabod punkin ale and kept the tunes spinning.

I talked to Katja, our neighbor-across-the-park who was born in St. Petersburg and teaches Russian at WMU. We slammed Jane Austin and John Calvin and praised Art Nouveau and Charles deLint. Yay! Karen who lives nearby is an aspiring puppeteer, put on her first public performance of herone-woman short, with her handmade puppet. It was wonderful! We met a pack of Religion teachers from WMU, both of which new Virus' bruddaman, and were well-familiar with his Hindu God Stand-up. We're trying to convince Gene, Rebecca and their beautiful boy Rowan to move to the block, too.

It was a really wonderful time, and I'm so happy to know we have this many creative, cool, intelligent people nearby.

Before the party, Paul and I also went to the Dale Chihuly exhibit at the KIA. There was a woman at the exhibit who called a friend on her cellphone, overwhelmed, saying "To call this just glass is to call a diamond just a rock". That pretty much sums up my feelings. The show was breathtaking. If you're anywhere near Kalamazoo, and are the slightest bit art-inclined, I must strongly recommend a trip to see this show. It's on till January 1. Make time for it if you can!

Housewarming, updated:

1) Programmable thermostat? Check.

2) Back Door and Attic? Being measured for materials as I type.

3) Fireplace insert? Money's down, waiting for work to be scheduled.


This weekend I'll probably go round and rope-caulk the windows. After a month, we'll know if the plastic wrap will still be necessary. I'm hoping not.

Then, sometime this winter, we gotta start looking at getting the first- and second-story walls fished and rewired. Argh. Initial off-the-cuff estimate was $5K, and I'm so not looking forward to finding out how much it'll actually cost.

MOPED ARMY member hit by SUV: Seriously injured

Hey, everybody. Paul and I just heard word tonight that a cornerstone member of Kalamazoo's Moped Army was struck by an SUV last weekend and seriously injured. He was struck from behind; the driver was going an estimated 60mph and never touched his brakes. The rider, Dave Brzezicki, was thrown sixty feet.

Dave broke his pelvis in three places, but miraculously sustained no head or organ injuries. He had surgery on Monday, and is expected to make a slow recovery.

As is the case with many of us, Dave had no health insurance, and will probably be out of work for many months. The members of the Moped Army are taking contributions to help him out; if you have the inclination, please donate to a very hardworking member of a very cool grassroots organization:

Please pass this link around to anyone you know who might be able to help out.

Thanks in advance.

Tee hee hee.


My name is Legion.

I really love the Waiterrant blog. Really, really love it. But this one particular post really knocked the pins out from under me. The guy's a phenominal writer, and I was so moved by this piece that I actually talked about it at Quaker meeting this Sunday. Good stuff.

Holy crap. Literally.

For a second there, I thought I was dying. Colon cancer runs heavily through my immediate family.

And then I remembered that I ate a pound of beets last night.


Finding Carla

I have finally put my finger on why I love Carla Speed McNeil's Finder so much. My husband and mom (and frankly, anyone within earshot) are forced to listen to me opine at length about the effect Carla and her writing have had on me. My mom finally asked me, after I'd laid out the abusive-parent storyline in Talisman for her: "So, if the book has all these horrible, intense things going on in it, why do you enjoy it so much?"

It got me thinking. I know the book has sent tremors through my brain -- and my own storytelling -- since the first time I met Carla and Catboy at a convention some five years ago; I'd have to say that she's my biggest single influence these days. But why? Why her, and why Finder, specifically?

The answer, as it finally unreeled itself in my brain today, is that I can't see Carla's scaffolding.

Let me back up a little here.

One of the drawbacks to becoming a serious writer (I speak as one still in the process of becoming, as I consider myself to be still splashing around in the kiddie-pool-end of comics) is that as you start looking at the structure of writing, as you start reverse-engineering your favorite works of literature to see what makes them tick, you start to see the "scaffolding" -- the things that hold up, and sometimes prop up the story.

We are surrounded by formulaic story. TV, movies, newspapers, pop music, magazines, theatre -- it's all preplanned. You can see it coming; every event seems telegraphed. Characters from central casting, "news" reporters parroting the same hackneyed phrases each night, classic movies rehashed to drivel, stock plots boiled down to pabulum for easy digestion by the masses. Smart, different stories don't sell. Somewhere on the internet, there's this great MP3 of two Nickelback hit singles, one played through the left speaker, one through the right. They each have the same three chords, the verses last exactly the same amount of time, and the bridge kicks in at the exact same moment. Without editing. Use these chords, make the song last this long, verse chorus verse, bridge goes here; instant hit single. Formula. Scaffolding.

Carla's books are utterly, luminously, original. They bristle with ideas -- sometimes the plot gets drowned in the sheer amount of individual high concepts she's trying to articulate. A sixty-foot sculpture of Ganesh. Houses made of trees in the center of a bustling, thirty-story domed future metropolis. A society reduced to reading by way of cranial jacks. Lion-headed women that choose their king by way of "Royal Jelly"; a bizarre inverse on the world of bees. Each concept is enough to fuel an entire book; Carla layers ideas this big six or eight deep in each issue. She locks them in a room and lets them fight it out.

Many people have told me Finder constitutes information overload. Fine by me. I can practially finish the sentences of every person I hear speak -- and often do, to the vast irritation of my family. Everything I watch or see or read or hear seems to be lock-stepped into some bizarre Corporate Lowest Common Entertainment Denomonator, and I can see the Goddamned scaffolding, and most of the time I'm so fucking bored I could scream. I need new, deep, thorough ideas that make me stop and really, really think. I need books that are going to challenge -- and never insult -- my memory, my intellect, my imagination. As the saying goes, good science fiction should ask you to suspend your disbelief, but never your intelligence.

Carla's work does just that, on a scope that I consider unrivaled in fiction -- fiction of any kind -- these days. If anyone can show me a series, a film, a television program that can even come close to the depth and breadth of her world, sign me up, 'cause that's some entertainment I'd love to see. I want Carla to come to my house, hook her personal firehose up to my ear, and unleash her hydrant of ideas. I want her to trepan my skull, insert a funnel, and start cramming in storylines with a Goddamn plunger. I want her to hypnotize me back into wide-eyed childlike wonder as she weaves the most obscure ancient anthropological societal quirks with high-tech futuristic gadgetry. Her mental magpie's nest, full of myriad objects bright and shiney, feels like perfect -- if disorienting -- home to me.

Through all this, through all the high concepts and deep ideas, her characters are gloriously, horrifyingly human. They murder and crusade, grow and stagnate, love and fuck -- sometimes on the same page. No one ever wears a white hat; no one society (or societal subsect) is ever perfect. Individuals carom off each other in conversation and in action, acting as foil for their counterparts, showing the tragic heights and sublime depths of their character. Nothing is ever spelled out. Everything is left open to interperetation. There are no pat answers.

Figure it out.

Don't get it? Read it again. And again. And if you're me, again. Each time you return, you'll find something you missed, or forgot, or didn't quite connect. My God, what a pleasure that is in a world of rehashed, overdone, underthought stories.

And the art? Sweet jeebus, who can forget that art, that sensual, flowing line, the insane levels of crosshatch, all painstakingly rendered with the same dedication and attention to detail she provides to her equally intricate plots. If I ever get even a fraction of that line quality, I'll die a happy woman.

Finder's a blessing. I crave it. Carla, gimme everything you got.

Especially if it got some seh-say Jaeger in it.

Ah the joys of Farmer's Market.

Today, I traded two potroast pasties for a bottle of homemade mead. John, who runs TANSTAAFL Farms in Paw Paw, raises his own bees and makes the honey into mead. His farm is bottomland, wherein the tractors sink into the mud -- so he works the fields with a team of draft horses. "I can't fix tractors," he said, "but I can fix horses." We talked about homebrewing, organic farming, pasties, rutabegas and stud fees for mares, all with another Ann Arbor Quaker who's moved to Kzoo. She's gonna trade me for some homebrew cider.

John sold me a bunch of baby beets for 75 cents. I hate beets, but am trying to teach myself to like foods I hate. Taking Neighbor Nora's "Greens, Glorious Greens" cookbook in hand, I roasted the beets and wilted the greens, then combined them in a pan and drizzled in some balsamic vinegar.

I now love beets.

How awesome is that?

Pssst. Hey man, want some herb?

I just brought my herb garden inside for the winter. I had to give all the kids a haircut, and thus, I have many bundles of fresh herbs now drying in my laundry room, far more than I can use. The pots are all lined up in the dining room windowsill, each on their own little saucer. Marjoram, Oregano, Thyme, Lemon Thyme, Peppermint, Parsley, Common Sage and Tricolor Sage. The Lemon Balm didn't make the cut because I couldn't figure out an edible use for it, and the Parsley didnt' make it because it was a gigantic overgrown triffid and got made into Tabbouleh.

I also pulled down the tomato plants -- I wish I had the space and patience to hang the green cherry tomatoes and let them ripen, but I'm too lazy and/or busy -- two big heaping armloads of them. I got some nice dry beans, a few green tomatoes that are now ripening on the sill, and another full quart of ripe cherry tomatoes. I left four or five valiant pepper plants to see if I can get some color out of the remaining banana, jalapeno, serrano and poblano fruits before the frost hits. They're doing remarkably well for weather that's been below 50F recently.

Then I fertilized the bed with the last of the boxes of dried blood and bone meal, then emptied the bottle of fish emulsion that Tish gave me. I'm going to turn the bed over after the first frost, but I'm hoping to get this nice big blast of fertilizer starting to work on the soil before the freeze sets in. When everything's done, I'll cover the beds with leaves and wait till spring.

Yay for my garden. It makes me so happy.

Delphi's bankrupt.

No suprise here, but definitely not good news for Michigan's already scarily weak economy:

Free Press

Free Press

Detroit News

Detroit News

Detroit News

We're gonna need a bigger boat.

No plan survives first contact with the enemy.

The crock pot wouldn't hold one roast, let alone two. So they're currenly simmering in the Biggest Pot We Got. There's also a bitter finish to the broth, one that tastes like -- well, boiled beer. I've added a sweet onion, a bouquet garni and a shot of honey; I'm hoping it'll cook out, but it probably needs some carrots. Oh well. I'll fix the broth later.

Well, I finally did it.

I bit the bullet and emailed Dr. Ian Hancock for help with Alexi's character in the new book. I am so completely and totally intimidated.

Wish me luck.

Oh, and for those of you who were wondering?

I passed my Dex check against Making Coffee this morning.

And my Detect Muffin roll.

That is all.


Currently downstairs in a tupperware container: two large roasts, one beef, one venison. They're marinating in three bottles of Bell's Kalamazoo Stout. At noon, they will be pan-roasted and put into the crock-pot for a daylong simmer. Then they'll be made into pasties, and the resultant broth set aside for soup stock.

And all this because I needed to clean out the fridge to make way for this year's beef and venison haul. There are benefits to having a beef-farming dad and two brothers that go deer-hunting (and hate the taste of venison). Besides the free meat, as my buddy Art just pointed out, is the fact that there's a 0% chance of the beef having BSE or any hormones in. Not organic by a longshot (pesticides on the crops) but free of the nastier stuff.

For those of you who speak of beer heresy: don't worry. We'll be drinking the other three bottles with the pasties. Oh, and the brewery's within walking distance, so we can always get more. MUA-HAHAHAHAHAHA! Walking! Distance! From! Bell's!

Two-Stroke Invasion Tour continues...

Paul's Moped Army signing tour continues tomorrow night at 1977 Mopeds on the Kalamazoo Mall. Details here. Join us for the Art Hop -- and Moped Army Cookies!